
We went to lunch with some friends today and the issue of religion came up. My friend said when she was in college she went through a time where she stopped being a Christian, her parents split up and she became a bisexual. The question was, "so now what do you consider yourself?"
It got me thinking about where I was and where I am now. I guess you could say I'm a post-christian. Although I don't really know what that means, saying you are not something doesn't really define you. To really understand who I am now you have to know who I was before. I used to be a real wacko Christian. The whole nine yards, praying for sinners, speaking in tongues, singing praising Jesus, oh and loving dick. I was one mixed up bunch of conflicted sinner and saint.
I grow up going to church. I was part of the youth group, sang solos in front of the whole congregation that the old ladies still talk about when they see me (which has been very little in the past decade). I once played Judas in an Easter musical, (kind of fitting looking back), it was very moving. I was always the first go to alter calls.
To everyone I was the prefect Christian boy. But they didn’t know the real me. In youth group was where I had some of my earliest sexual experiences. At an all night “lock-in” I and another boy in the group had a bet to see whose dick was bigger. I one $5, and he was three years older than me. As an added bonus we traded blowjobs. So being a saint and a sinner seemed to be two sides of the same coin for me.
I did all kinds of things that should have gotten be struck down by God, like coming on the alter at the front of the church! Or having sex in the AV closet while church was going on. Strip poker and skinny-dipping at bible camp and so on. This double life was catching up with me though. The more things I did the more ashamed and guilty I felt later.
I went off to college, a big VA school with over 20,000 students. I joined the Campus Crusade, and hung around with the Christian groups. I even wrote “Epistles” to back to the youth group and friends I had left behind. At the same time I masturbated every day and got off on looking at the guys in the shower. The bathroom downstairs in one of the common buildings was a tearoom (not that I really knew what that was at the time.) People would leave messages on the walls to try to hook up. I would go there and write responses, but not to try to get sex (which I secretly wanted) but to try to “convert” these perverts. I started attending these groups run by a Pentecostal church. I read all of the Frank Peretti books, (books about spiritual warfare, which seem to center a great deal on how New Age was the work of the devil) it is therefore all of the more ironic that after college I ended up working at the new age paper. But I’m getting ahead of myself. I started attending a that church, everyone had like 8 kids and they always seemed a little too happy. They preached about the evils of society, abortion, homosexuality, etc. They had tracts (cartoon books) for every occasion (even homosexuality) I went “evangelizing”, sometimes door-to-door.
I had friends, a purpose, something to believe in, you think I would have been happy, but I was not. After two years there I needed to get away from it all. I needed a safe place to go and sort out my feelings. So where did I end up going?
A. A liberal arts college in a big city near gay nightlife.
B. A tiny bible college built in the middle of a field of cows.
Find out in my next exciting installment…